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by: Meggity Mags What’s In A Name? Humans can’t learn to speak cat. Don’t even try to teach them. They are not smart enough to pick it up, other than trying to utter a few meows that translate into nothing. … Continue reading
Tag Archives: How To Train A Human
Meggidy Mags I’m going to say it straight out, and I don’t want you to forget it: The world is your bed. You have the right to sleep whenever and wherever you choose: in the middle of the floor, on … Continue reading
Adjusting Attention Spans Humans are fickle creatures. They have either very long attention spans, or very short ones, and no one can say for sure at which point each one comes to the fore. Just understand that these spans tend … Continue reading
Lesson #5: Meal Times Food. It’s the most important item in the universe. Never doubt that for a moment. One thing you have to keep in mind is that humans never understand the importance of food. They will fuss over … Continue reading
You Put What In My Bowl? Food. It’s the most important item in the universe. Never doubt that for a moment. One thing you have to keep in mind is that humans never understand the importance of food. They will … Continue reading
by: Meggedy Mags Redecorating the Hours One of the first lessons humans need to learn is that the house is yours, not theirs. They are merely caretakers for you. This gives you the right, and the obligation, to rearrange the … Continue reading
Let’s face it, size matters. The smaller you are, the better. That’s where we cats have it all over most of our canine rivals. (And let’s be honest, those little dogs just are not cute!) The smaller you are, the … Continue reading
You have to get serious right from the start. Nail this part, and the rest of the lessons will fall in line. Begin by letting them know you’re the boss. They won’t get it at first, especially if they haven’t … Continue reading
My name is Meggidy Mags. This is the story of my life. I never thought this day would come. Everyone in the family told me to be patient, but I’ve been alive now for over four months and my supply … Continue reading